My husband Mike has a penchant for bringing home orphaned or abandoned animals. When he and my son Wyatt came in with a closed cardboard box, and Wyatt asked, "Guess what's inside?," I couldn't.
Inside the box was a baby killdeer. Mike explained he and Wyatt saw the chick standing alone on the road after a hawk had swooped through. The parents weren't around so Wyatt picked it up. "Let's call him Larry," Wyatt suggested.
"Why Larry?," I asked.
"Larry Bird," my basketball enthusiast son explained.
Killdeer are plentiful here in southeast Minnesota. Mike was familiar with the breed. They wouldn't eat grain, but instead needed live insects or worms. Mike turned on the garden hose and ran water into the parched soil. No worms appeared. And the bird refused to eat the insects Mike caught for him.
"You probably should have left him on the road," I said.
"I know. But I'm an old softie," Mike admitted.
He persuaded Larry to swallow a few mouthfuls of water. Then Mike prepared a hot water bottle for Larry's box. The bird spent the night in my studio, away from curious cats.
The next day we contacted Oxbow Park in Olmsted County, a wildlife manager at Rice Lake State Park, and a person with the Rochester DNR. They all suggested the same thing: try to get a killdeer family to adopt the chick.
Mike and I got into his truck and slowly drove around. After awhile we found a spot where a couple of killdeer circled. Mike took Larry and placed him on the ground, as killdeer spend most of their time there. We drove down the road a ways so we could watch if the adult killdeer accepted him. They didn't.
"I don't know if Larry could keep up if someone did adopt him," Mike said.
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| We went back to the cornfield to retrieve Larry. |
We went back to the cornfield to retrieve Larry. I
held the bird in my cupped hands to warm him. Protruding bones felt like bumps all over his body. He was as fragile as an empty walnut shell.
“I
don’t think he’s going to make it,” I said, as Mike continued driving.
We
passed a barn, a cornfield, and a farmhouse with a fundamentalist warning
posted above the mailbox. I read the sign.
“Jesus
is coming. Are you ready?,” I asked Larry.
“His
eye is on the sparrow. But not on the killdeer,” Mike remarked.
We
circled the block. Usually, killdeer mates dart back and forth anywhere you
care to look. Today, none could be found.
Mike
and I thought about the options for Larry. A swift bullet through the heart? A
quick twist of the neck? We didn't have the heart for any of them. "We'll probably end up putting him through college," I said.
Back at home, we mixed up a batch of sugar water. Mike held Larry’s beak to the cup and he drank several mouthfuls. Larry’s
lethargy gave way to a sugar high. Later in the day, Mike figured out how to
feed him worms. He pureed them.
“In
my blender?,” I asked warily.
“No,
I used a small canning jar. The blender blades fit in the bottom of the jar.” I
didn’t ask any more questions after that.
Despite my initial trepidation, I looked forward to sharing stories about Larry as he grew and feathered out.
Releasing him in a few weeks when he could survive on his own. Singing “Born Free” as
he circled the skies and came back to visit us.
The
next morning was 10 degrees cooler than the previous morning. Mike opened the
box. “Larry’s dead,” he said. We were both silent.
“At
least I tried. I didn’t just leave him there. He got an extra day,” Mike said.
He got an extra day, all
right. An extra day of safety and comfort, because an old softie stopped on the
road and couldn’t pass by. And for Mike and me, our biggest worry for a few hours wasn't money -- but keeping a chick alive.
Maybe God’s eye was on the killdeer, after all.
I can’t help but compare how the ideal body size and the
ideal workforce size are both shrinking. Absolutely, shedding pounds can be
good to a point. You feel better, you’re healthier, and you can accomplish more
because you have more energy. But when you’ve shrunk so much that you start
shedding muscle and your body can no longer function the way it should, it’s past
time to rethink your plan. Ask anyone in the thinned workforce who’s trying to
do the jobs of three or four people. 
