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Twenty years ago I asked a Tarot card reader what would I be doing when I was 50. She replied, “I see you doing something so wildly creative, it defies a job title.” Only recently did I realize that was a slick way of saying, “I have no idea of what you’ll be doing.” But that prediction kept me charging ahead to the fifties with zeal and anticipation. Now that the future is today, I’m ready for anything!

Showing posts with label poultry. Show all posts
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The Sun Doesn't Shine on
This Kentucky Therapy Home

What's not to love about this house?
A Kentucky homeowners association begs to differ.
Photo  by Laura Zimmerman, KTSM News Channel 9.
Paula Lee Bright posted this story on Facebook about a Kentucky family forced by its homeowners association to remove a playhouse from their backyard. The custom-made house was used as a therapy house for the family's three-year-old son, who has cerebral palsy.

The story prompted me to think of three things:

  • Can the Americans with Disabilities Act be invoked? Or are homeowners associations immune from the act?
  • That playhouse is pretty darn cute, much nicer than the garish playsets you see in just about every backyard. 
  • The playhouse reminded me of a story about Jeanie Mellem from Bloomington, Minnesota. She wanted the city to allow Bloomington residents to keep backyard chickens. Jeanie compiled photos of chicken coops that would earn Martha Stewart's seal of approval, to show city fathers that chicken coops weren't ramshackle buildings straight out of Bugtussle. 

I hope a lawyer takes up this case. Denying therapy to a family with a special-needs child is the first step. What's next? Not allowing families with special-needs children to move into homeowners associations?

Watch the news story here. Follow Paula Lee Bright and Jeanie Mellem on Facebook.

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Oh, Mercy! Part Two of a Story
About an Amazing Chicken


Author's Note: This story from several years ago is about a chicken hen who became caretaker to a flock of guinea chicks, or keets, during a summer when foxes were rampant. Part One ended with a fox sighting, Mercy with tailfeathers missing rounding up keets, and the guinea hen gone.

Mike grabbed a small plastic bucket and gathered up what keets he could find. He counted nine. Mike brought the bucket into the house, and by that time I arrived home with our son Wyatt. As Mike filled me in on what happened, we heard still more keets, their alarmed cheeping in the tall grass sounding like frog peepers.

Mercy continued to collect babies. I grabbed a cooler and put in a layer of bedding, a feeder, and a waterer. The keets from inside the house went into the cooler. So did the keets that Mercy was collecting. There were fifteen in all.

Finally, there was only one keet cheeping out in the grass. Both Mike and I tried to grab it but it seemed to vanish into thin air. We decided to get the cooler from inside the house and bring it back outside, hoping the sound of the keet’s brothers and sisters would lure it in.

But there was a problem. While we looked for the last keet, the babies in the cooler would be sitting targets for the fox. So Mike laid a screen on top of the cooler. He laid a small flatbed trailer on one half of the screen, providing security and also allowing ventilation. Then he stacked three spare tires on top of the trailer. If you wait long enough, there will be a use for that junk you have lying around in the yard.

A Fox and a Ph.D.
“Will that keep the fox out?” I asked skeptically.

“Ohyeah,” Mike assured me. “That fox would need a Ph.D. to figure out how to get in.”

“He does have a Ph.D.,” I said dryly. “A Poultry Heisting Degree.”

By this time, Mike had to leave for a mowing job. Three times I tried to catch the keet, three times it eluded me, three times Mercy herded it back, stopping only once for a quick bite of corn. (I imagine she was getting worn out.) The best I could do was keep the fox away.

When Mike got home, he tried a different tack. Rather than trying to capture the keet,  he set his sights on Mercy. It was fairly easy to net her, and deposit her into an old dog crate. Within moments the keet ventured out in search of its surrogate mother. Seeing her in the crate, the keet slipped in between the bars to join her. Hearing Mike’s triumphant “GOT IT!”— by this time I could barely stand the suspense—I knew the mission was accomplished.

Now, the only thing left to do was unite “mother” and babies. Mike, Wyatt, and I deposited the keets one by one from the cooler into their new home, an empty rabbit hutch. Last came Mercy. As we closed the hutch lid, the keets’ alarmed cheeping turned immediately to contented peeping. Even without her tailfeathers, Mercy was able to cover all 16 babies. since the closest guesstimate of keets had been 18, the fox had only captured one—and perhaps none at all.

A Champion Among Chickens
Thinking of The Widow, who had lost her life after hatching a huge clutch against huge odds, I knew I would feel more kindly toward guineas. And I was especially grateful for Mercy. So many chickens of ours have abandoned their chicks, or lost them, or continued to sit on nests of eggs that had gone bad weeks before. Mercy was worthy of a solid gold nesting box.

On our little five-acre farm, it doesn't take much to create an afternoon of high drama. But then, it doesn’t take much to create a moment of sheer joy. Thanks to Mercy.


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Oh, Mercy! Part One of a Story
About an Amazing Chicken


Author's note: This story was written several years ago about a chicken we owned several years before that. She's still the yardstick by which we measure poultry. Today is Part One of the two-part story.

I love chickens, but am less enchanted with guineas. Mike likes them because they eat the worms that destroy apples. Guineas, or at least the adults, are too aggressive for my liking. Last summer I tried to return a baby, or keet, that had lost track of its flockmates and mother. My reward: a sharp peck on the hand.

This year, as the summer waned, Mike and I noticed fewer and fewer roosters crowing. It wasn’t something you noticed from day to day. But by August, the inside of the chicken coop looked like a ghost town, young ducks turned up missing, and the yard grew eerily silent One morning, our miniature horse, Macy, charged across the pasture, chasing a streak of red fur.

A fox.

Our poultry had always been free range. But sadly, we realized it was kinder to pen them instead of leaving them unprotected. So Mike constructed a chicken run between our chicken coop and Poultry Towers: a high-rise poultry roost made from the old Kerrick School monkey bars, wrapped with chicken wire and topped with a tarp.

The War Against the Foxes
It was during the War against the Foxes that a guinea hen rose to prominence on our farm, along with one amazing chicken hen, resulting in an afternoon of high drama.

We purchased a pair of guineas at the Sturgeon Lake chicken swap in hopes they would breed some nice gentle keets. The rooster eventually had to be dispatched because he had killed a couple of ducklings. But he had served his purpose: the hen had laid a sizeable clutch of eggs, and began sitting shortly after her mate’s demise. The hen, who we simply called The Widow, chose a corner in an empty stall in the barn, just off the main aisleway. There was a little red chicken hen nearby, bigger than a bantam but not a large bird by any means. Perching on her roost, she called to mind a bellhop waiting to be pressed into service.

In July we rented the services of a miniature donkey, Little Joe, to breed with Macy. The aisleway in the barn was their preferred place to rendezvous. At one point Little Joe stepped right in the middle of The Widow’s nest. She escaped, barely missing being squashed. With wings flapping, she chased the donkey, the horse, and all three goats out of the barn, finishing with a loud chatter that was probably guinea language for “AND STAY OUT!”

An Angel of Mercy
It was a miracle that any eggs hatched at all. But hatch they did. First I saw three keets. Then seven. Then – oh, there must have been a dozen and a half. That many little puffballs won’t stay still long enough for you to count them. The widow did her best to herd them. But keeping an eye on so many babies was hard for one hen to do. Remarkably, the little red hen stepped up. She helped herd the keets, directing them with gentle clucks. She spread out her tailfeathers like a fan to hide the babies from nosy onlookers. She gathered them under her feathers. She even helped clean up the eggshells, which are a source of protein for poultry. I started calling her Mercy, as an angel of mercy, or perhaps a New England midwife.

After three days, The Widow led her babies out of the stall and outdoors. With all the barn traffic, it was inevitable that one should be trampled. But after the loss of that one unfortunate keet, the others became quite adept at avoiding the equines and goats. With Mercy bringing up the back, mother and babies disappeared into the tall grass, as guineas are wont to do. We knew the keets would be in good hands.

A few days later, while I was running errands and Mike was out doing chores, he heard a peeping and found a lone keet. He gathered it up and placed it by Mercy, since The Widow wasn’t around. Then he noticed Mercy was rounding up additional keets. Her tailfeathers were missing. And The Widow was nowhere in sight, the last sign of her being an agitated squawk a few minutes before.

The fox had struck again.


To be continued...

Where Have All the Chickens Gone?

The poultry from Poultry & Prose have been missing, I realize.

When I take Jerry out before daybreak, I enjoy hearing and feeling the stillness in the air. After the sun rises and all chickens should be up, the stillness is still there, and becomes unsettling. There should be a lot more clucking and crowing.

Predators have definitely set up camp here. Half of the eight feisty chicks I called  The Birds  are gone. The new rooster crows from the flock  adopted by  Mrs. Duckfire  have dwindled.

It's the invasion of the chicken snatchers. With nine-year-old Watch gone and six-month-old Jerry too young to be out on his own, the invasions are becoming more frequent.

One of the snatchers is a fox that we sight every two weeks or so. The last time my husband Mike saw it he was able to squeeze off a shot at it, causing the fox to drop the chicken he was carrying bewteen its jaws. The chicken escaped and unfortunately so did the fox. Later that morning, Mike saw a bird with a huge wingspan perched in a tree a couple hundred feet away from our yard. He thinks it was an eagle or an owl, a protected species. In those instances, shaking one's fist and cursing is the only recourse.

And Mike is sure that the huge pawprints on the dirt road in front of our house belong to a wolf.

It's difficult to express to a non-farmer the sorrow felt over loss of livestock, animals that were going to meet a demise anyway by ending up on our kitchen table. But when that demise would happen would be our choice. Until then, the plan is for the poultry to live a long and contented  life. Sunning themselves, taking dust baths, eating juniper berries, scratching for bugs. Most of our chickens are too old for anything but stock when we finally decide to dispatch them. Chickens are at their most succulent when they're six months old. To me, that's when they're just starting to enjoy life.

I hate to think of the terror that a chicken or duck or guinea feels when spirited off by a predator. Nothing has taken our Embden geese yet. But one year something bloodied up the gander.

There's a belief that people in rural areas "cling to their guns." For all the rhetoric surrounding the topic, guns are part of the landscape. Not out of love for them, but out of necessity. It would take fifteen to thirty minutes for a county sheriff to arrive in response to a 911 call, one of the town volunteer firefighters tells me.

Weighing the loss of poultry to predators against a loss of freedom to poultry is a decision every keeper of free-range chickens makes. We have finally decided they need a coop. Mike is making a five-sided structure that he calls The Pentagon. Right now it resembles a gazebo without walls. When it's done it will have two picture windows and a fenced enclosure linking it to the 1960s-era playground monkey bars we have in our yard. In past summers turkeys would roost on it overnight. We call the structure Poultry Towers.

Where have all the chickens gone? We know where they're going. Into lockdown.


















The sky is falling,
some Bloomington residents fear

There’s a saying that goes “Laws are like sausages. You should never watch them being made.” Add chickens (to the laws, not to the sausages) and the process gets even trickier.

Last Monday the City Council of Bloomington, Minnesota voted 3-3 on revising the regulations that allow residents to keep backyard poultry. The issue arose early in 2010 when Bloomington resident Jeanie Mellem was told she was violating a city ordinance with her four hens. Supporters flocked to her Facebook  page. Advocates for Gretchen, Grace, Carolyn and Emma, as well as for other Bloomington hens, kept the chicken question on the City Council's table.

Current law allows residents of the southwest Minneapolis suburb to keep chickens as long as they’re at least 100 feet from other residential lots. The Council is willing to change the 100-foot requirement, or setback. The question is by how much. Three members wanted a 30-foot setback. Three other members wanted a 50-foot setback. The seventh Council member was absent. Residents who spoke against the 30-foot setback feared declining property values and disease. After two votes the Council remained deadlocked.

It's hard to sort through all the information out there about disease. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention lists five different types of flu on its  Web page.  But the simple truth is, chickens get sick. They're living creatures.  When an animal gets sick, a  responsible caretaker isolates it from the healthy ones and nurses it back to health. Knowing how Jeanie dotes on her “ladies,” as she calls them, a hen under her care would have a hot-water bottle tucked in her nesting box and a bowl of whatever soup sick chickens get.

Flu strains among birds have always existed. The panic started when the virus  jumped species. A roaming housecat could kill an infected songbird and start the process all over again. The world is a dangerous place, and Bloomington is no exception. You could keep your cat indoors, or get rid of it altogether, shoo away all the songbirds. You'd still be left with the fear that keeps you from living your life.

When in doubt, default to your mom’s rules.


Responding to the concern about declining property values, supporters of the Bloomington chickens have  posted photos  on Facebook of poultry coops ranging from  Martha Stewart traditional  to Minnesota rustic. The next step is a vote before the entire City Council on November 1. Emails can be sent to www.ci.bloomington.mn.us. Fanciers of poultry and fans of civic engagement await the verdict.

Related article: Feathers fly as Bloomington debates chicken-raising by Mike Hanks




“You’re Dead to Me, Fredo.”

We have one simple rule on our farm.

No mean animals.


Those who terrorize, get terminated.
There was a chicken, a rooster, who stood next to a hen and her newly hatched brood. As a chick would venture out from under its mother's wings, the rooster would kill it with a sharp peck to the head. His goal, move the hen from maternal mode to mating mode. That rooster met his demise.

There were other animals that I forget. Because of their sins they no longer exist to me.

The latest animal to pay the price is a bullying guineafowl, a rooster. When corn is scattered he'd race across the yard to chase the chickens away from their corn even though he had plenty in front of him. When he chased after a chicken hen’s chicks, he went one step too far.
My husband, whose name is Mike, punched his ticket the other morning.


We have a box of Fettucine Alfredo Chicken Helper in the kitchen cupboard. I told Mike that we’d be having Fettuguinea Alfredo for supper. And that we should call the rooster Alfredo.

Mike finished his morning coffee, gathered up his implements, and headed out the door. “You’re dead to me, Fredo,” he said.
Guineafowl photo credit: MahaRogers. The Godfather II photo credit: Paramount Studios.


The Bloomington chickens get a reprieve

Chicken owner Jeanie Mellem of Bloomington, Minnesota has a right to crow this morning. Mellem has been petitioning the city to allow her to keep four hens, her seven-month struggle chronicled here. Last evening, by a 5-3 margin the city’s Planning Commission approved ordinance language that would allow Bloomington residents to keep up to four chickens in backyard enclosures set back 30 feet from property lines. The next step is approval by the Bloomington City Council. It meets Monday, September 27.




Jeanie praises Bloomington city administrators for being willing to listen and research. She likes the straightforwardness of the approved ordinance. As long as requirements X, Y, and Z are met, the chickens are in. Residents aren’t required to get permission from neighbors, a step which often
splinters a neighborhood rather than knits it together.

And on her Facebook page, Jeanie thanks those who attended or sent their comments. “You were so well-spoken -- I know it really made a difference to the Planning Commission to see you there and hear what you had to say.”

To all, an enjoyable Labor Day weekend, especially to Gretchen, Grace, Carolyn, and Emma. The four reprieved hens won’t be farmed out to a rural facility, but will be enjoying their rightful place in the Bloomington community.


Photo credit: Laura Mellem

My chicken has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R . . .

Seasoned farmers will tell you that you should never name the livestock that will eventually end up on your dinner table. A name will make it that much harder for you to process the animal. For that reason, Mike and I once named a goat Opie, which stood for O.P., or Open Pit: a reminder that he was destined to be the main course at a barbecue.

It's hard not to name your animals. A hobby farm is work, don't get me wrong. But it's also similar to having a real-live playset, a bunch of dolls or perhaps army figures, that you ascribe personalities, activities, and even voices to.

We've had chickens named Oddish and Mercy and Roswell and Fluff. Turkeys named Ganzie and Odd Tom and Panama Red. As the poultry came in faster and faster, we resorted to concept names rather than individual names. Movie and entertainer titles come in handy. The Four Freshmen, The Fab Five, The Magnificent Seven, Ocean's Eleven.

The latest concept name for a batch of incubated chicks, The Birds.

Usually chicks will scatter when you reach in the hutch to fill their feeder. The Birds don't. They peck at your hand. Fly up at you. Sit on the feeder as you lift it up. One of them even tried to walk up the mesh wall. All the while, they're making noise that sounds more like squeals than cheeps.

We have a set of monkey bars in our yard that came from the old Kerrick School. Tall, sturdy, heavy monkey bars that sturdy farm kids once played on. Monkey bars that are exactly like the ones in the Alfred Hitchcock movie. I won't worry until I see The Birds roost on them!
Photo credit: Open Pit Barbecue Sauce Coupon from Shelf Life Taste Test


Time to change

I can recognize the sounds of my farm animals sight unseen. Among the goats, there's the high-pitched, insistent bleat of Cupcake. The rattly bleat of Molly, a pygmy among pygmy goats, who we gave 50/50 odds of survival when she was born. I have one horse, a mini named Macy, but I swear I could identify her guttural nicker in a herd.

Among the chickens, there's Oddishly Ghastly, a turken rooster who looked like he was put together with spare parts. His screechy, garbled crow sounded as if he were crowing with a mouthful of cracker crumbs. When I hear a rooster whose crow is similarly screechy, I figure his father was Oddish.
The other day I heard a rooster crow I hadn't heard before. It was the first crow of one of our new roosters. A tentative sound. As if he were still learning to operate the sound equipment.
When a rooster first crows, I wonder if he thinks afterward, "What the heck was that?" Probably not. Maybe they just accept it as the next step in life. Wyatt's voice is changing, too. For awhile it would come and go, not quite like Peter Brady, but as if he had a sore throat. Now, at 13, Wyatt's voice has evened out at a deeper level.
And I'm changing, though I don't know into what. Each day is bringing new opportunities, new challenges, new abilities, new confidence. Change doesn't always come easily. Some days I wake up with a guttural grunt. But more often than not, there's something to crow about.

 

 


Poultry, Produce, and Politics

Finding time to pick beans before they go to seed, and keeping an eye on all the critters, is a challenge right now. Mike and Wyatt are at Mike's parents' farm, helping them prepare for an American Pickers–type sale. With a November election coming up there are debates for me to monitor, video copy treatments to write, transcripts to transcribe. But poultry and produce wait for no one, including politics. All three have helped me hone my time management skills.


The latest addition to the farm, two chicken hens with one chick apiece, and a third hen with five chicks. Checking on them periodically helps cleanse my mental palate between jobs. I saunter out to the barn and look inside their stall. I make sure their water is fresh and there's enough corn scattered. After completing a rough script and before picking beans, I checked on the chicks.
To my horror, a two-day-old turken chick was inside the watering pan, up to its bald neck in water, flapping its tiny wings to get out.
I scooped it up, held it in my cupped hand, wrapped it in a sweatshirt, and raced to the house, willing the chick to be warm with every step. With one hand I lifted the lid of the 1950s Sears incubator and slipped the chick inside. I hear it chittering away. It sounds warmer now. 
Farm life is filled with tiny dramatic moments when you hold the difference between life and death in your hand. Some days those moments don't turn out happily. But when they do, you feel like you can tackle anything.







Playing Peeparazzi


PeeparazziIn the short time I was out filling waterers this morning, I saw no fewer than three photo– or videoworthy moments:
• young chickens drinking from a plastic wading pool filled with water, balanced on the edge with the poise of a synchronized swim team about to execute a move;
• more young chickens perched on the edges of a rope hammock, one of the birds successfully scaling a tie line to the tree trunk before flapping down to the ground;
• two young roosters in the throes of poultry puberty, chest-bumping each other.
I ran back in the house for my camera to capture the synchronized chickens. Of course, they had dispersed by the time I got back.
I'm getting more comfortable using my digital camera outdoors. But the photo subjects don't always cooperate.
I did manage to get a photo of the latest brood of chicks before they roundly turned their backs on me.


Mrs. Duckfire and Her Bare-Necked Brood

Duck:ChixI recently wrote about Mrs. Duckfire, the caretaker-in-disguise to 11 motherless chicks.They're getting large but Mrs. Duckfire is the one in charge. Driving off birds who feed too closely to her brood. Calling her young in when it's time to roost.
Turkens! Most of the chicks in her brood are turkens, or formally called Transylvania Naked Necks. People often mistake them for a chicken/turkey hybrid, but they're simply a type of bare-necked chicken. You either love them or you hate them. I love them, having found turkens to be good egg layers, good parents, and good barnyard conversation starters. (As topics, not as speakers.)
I must be getting caught up. Usually I'm too busy tending critters to be photographing them. Look for more photos to come!


Like Water off a Duck's Back

My all-time favorite trade book title (inspired by a quote from my all-time favorite politician) is an insouciant metaphor for resilience. Time and again the poultry on my farm show it.

Awhile back I wrote about one industrious chicken who hatched out a sizable clutch of eggs. She has since turned up missing. Perhaps she's off somewhere incubating another clutch; much of what free-range chickens do is out of the view of humans. Or, what we fear actually happened, she was eaten by a predator--a raccoon or a fox, the latter of which has been spotted in the area. In any event, her clutch of eleven chicks is without a mother.

One of our ducks had been off somewhere sitting on a nest. One day she came back alone and acting agitated, increasing the likelihood of a nest-robbing varmint. She took to trundling aimlessly around the yard. She'd find a chicken egg and roll it back and forth with her bill, a sign of broodiness, or wanting to nest again.

When ducklingless mother and motherless chicks crossed paths, it didn't take long for the duck to take them under her wing. We call this nanny-in-disguise Mrs. Duckfire.

She leads her adopted brood around the yard by day and shares their shelter at night. Somehow they understand her quacks and she understands their cheeps. She stays up a little later than they'd like because she has to get her swim in. One day an adult rooster acted aggressively to one of the chicks, and Mrs. Duckfire drove him off with a great display of quacking and wing flapping.

When life throws you a curve, resilience allows you to punt, even when you have webbed feet. Chickens can dance backwards in high heels, too. I'll tell you about them soon.


Off the Grid but Not by Choice

I hope my friends in Minnesota made it through last night's storms without any damage. We have an off-the-grid lifestyle on the farm, but last night being off the grid wasn't by choice. There was a power outage, which meant the 1951 Sears incubator had no heat for about two hours. And the chicks residing in an improvised brooder (a cooler) in our dining room were without their heat lamp. We placed a towel over the top of the cooler to trap whatever warmth was there and hoped for the best. The chicks made it through the night and are chittering away. The verdict should be in on the eggs in a couple of weeks. Stay tuned.

Ideas. Well incubated.

Long before Sears rebranded themselves to represent “Life. Well Spent,” even before they revealed their Softer Side, they sold farm incubators. Like these, from the 1951 Sears general merchandise catalog. The incubator I have at home is the first one on the page; it sold for $18.50 in 1951. My husband Mike bought ours for $20 eight years ago at the Moose Lake chicken swap. There’s one right now on eBay for $149.99. You can see why I’m starting a business with this guy.

With the exception of one industrious hen, our free-range chickens tend to lay eggs with the forethought of squirrels burying acorns for the winter. They’ll start a nest, walk away, and begin another nest somewhere else. That leaves it to Mike and me to collect forgotten eggs from atop hay bales and from inside every nook and cranny imaginable.

It takes 21 days for chicken eggs to incubate. A person using an incubator is providing the same nesting functions as a hen. Keeping the eggs warm. Turning them over regularly. Moistening them with water so the chicks have an easier time pecking their way out of the shells. 

A few days before Hatch Day we prepare a container, a cardboard box or perhaps an old cooler, for the new arrivals. The container is lined with a layer of pine shavings, is equipped with a waterer and a feeder filled with chick starter, and has a heat lamp trained on it. No matter how many clutches of eggs you’ve incubated, the first peeps heard from inside the shell never cease to delight. By the time the chick pecks its way out of the shell it is exhausted, slumped on the bedding like a person who has washed up on the ocean shore. If you're thinking of starting a summertime project with your kids, this site has good information about the hows, whens, and whys of successful incubation.

It doesn’t take 21 days for an idea to hatch, but all ideas benefit from an incubation period: overnight, an hour, or even a few minutes working on something unrelated to clear your mental palate. Letting an idea steep—or as my friend Richard calls it, marinate—allows you to return to the project with a fresher perspective and the ability to find a solution that you may have not seen before. 


The Picture-Perfect Rural Life and Other Myths

I recently heard a Minnesota Public Radio interview with Michael Perry. He’s the author of Coop: A Year of Poultry, Pigs, and Parenting. Many of the callers said they were, or wished they were, a writer who lived on a farm.


Couple that fact with the 70 million people who play FarmVille on Facebook, and I realized that yes, people might actually want to read my rural ruminations.


live on a five-acre farm in the east central Minnesota township of Bruno. It’s a name that elicits one of two responses: “Where in the heck is Bruno?” or “I know exactly where that is! I go fishing/hunting/berry picking there.” If you haven’t heard of Bruno, the nearest big cities (meaning populations of 1,000 and over) are Hinckley, Sandstone, and Moose Lake. And if nothing rings a bell yet,  there’s always Duluth, population 86,000-plus.

The popularity of FarmVille made me realize there may be misconceptions about farming. My own conversations with others have confirmed it. Here are some of them.

Farm life is quiet.
Keep that in mind the next time you hear the chatter of guinea fowl or the honk of Embden geese. Both have a fondness for conference calls.

Roosters only crow in the morning.
That’s when they start. See above.

Stop by a farm and there will be a piece of pie and a cup of coffee waiting for you.
True, there are moments when I’m going full-tilt Aunt Bee, like when I’m baking apple pies for the Kerrick Volunteer Fire Department’s annual turkey dinner. Other times, stop by unexpectedly and you may find yourself impressed into service unloading hay bales or stringing electrical fence.

Fox cubs are cute. Howling wolves sound cool.
In nature documentaries, yes. On a farm, though, the context changes. A wolf that’s howling in the distance could be celebrating the kill of a neighbor’s sheep or goats. Someday I’ll tell you about a not-so-fantastic fox and its brood who came across a turkey hen and her young.

Farm life is pretty and tidy.
We live in a shrink-wrapped, sanitized world where someone else does the dirty work. On a farm, unless you have Eb the Hired Hand on call, the muck stops with you.

In future posts I’ll be talking about egg laying and idea incubation, extreme commuting and optimal hours for creativity, and striking a balance between living on and off the grid. I invite you to stop on back; catch me on a good day and I’ll have a slice of pie waiting for you!





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